jeudi 9 mars 2017

Just science-fiction XVII : funny facts about flying saucers...and Mars !

by Jean-Jacques COURTEY, Doctor in Economic Geography, Ph. D

In the line of our mascot serie, called "Just science-fiction", we are going to talk about flying saucers... and Mars.
Narrating about science-fiction, this article has to be taken for a masterpiece of imagination, obviously...
So, just take it as a funny entertainment !


Officially, flying saucers don't exist. And it's alike for professional life on Mars : any good debunker will tell you that.
At the difference of "Martian recognized capabilities", the attempts to build those vessels by human beings were not terribly successful because of a lack of mastery and a low speed.
Above that, the human machines are far too unstable, and uncontrollable.
In term of flying saucers' building, it seems that human beings are strangely considered as "Neandertalians" - as long as Neandertalians were what we were taught, a bit quickly as it seems...

Astonishingly, it is often repeated that Americans couldn't replicate the performances of the German "Haunebu" (I or II). With a rotative BMW engine, Haunebu was able to reach the speed of 1 500 km/h (Haunebu I), or even 2 400 km/h (Haunebu II) on February 14th, 1945, above Pilsen and Prag (Czechoslovachia). And we are not talking about the Haunebu III, which performances were amazing for the time (mach 10) and its capacity to carry 32 people !
But the modern attempts of flying saucers' building on the American continent, reached just 120 or 150 km/h - officially. And a lot of them crashed.
It is puzzling, as Haunebus' plans which are not anymore secret, can be found sometimes over-the-counter, in some magazines specialized in famous war-planes.

What about driving an ET flying saucer then ?
ETs flying saucers are extremely swift, and very reactive to nice touchs.
Except for the symbols on the buttons, nothing is really desorienting inside them.
Often, the conception is minimalist but efficient.
If you are tall, it's better to choose one used by Rigelians (tall greys), or Vegans.
Normally, you wouldn't be permitted to approach a Procyonian one, or even a Pleiadian one, except if you have been abducted.

The ones unofficially possessed are mainly coming from Zeta Reticulians, who are small. So the pilot must be small also, or he has to find the "size reducer" button, and know how to put it off at the end.
So by security, it's better to find also the "enlarger button", not to look like a smurf  at the end of the session ! Women who are usually smaller than men, might have got an advantage to drive such vessels.
The "cigar-shaped" ones are obviously better for men, as their size is adaptated to the containance of a flying saucers' fleet.

Of course, America has been able in fact to build its triangular flying saucers (TR- 3B), and its huge flying cigars for the creation of the "Solar Warden" fleet, with Vegan pilots to protect Earth from some possibly hostile aliens - with a seemingly potential confusion nevertheless.
So it is really advanced.Without talking about "Solar Warden" Fleet, beside F-22 just watch a US warplane which existence is recognized like F-35 : despite some criticisms about its reliability, it has undoubtly incredible capabilities !
For instance, it can stay immobile in front of you !

Another possibility for F-35 is to move around its own axis, like the military Russian aircrafts, Sukhoï 27 and Sukhoï 35, or more commonly Mig 29 "Fulcrum" and Mig 35 for instance - the mysterious "Skal" which looks like a real flying saucer being also from the Mig family.
Normally, those incredible and performant flying machines wouldn't have finally to fight each other in air combats by the end of spring 2017 for geopolitical reasons, as tension decreased between the USA and Russia since the last US presidential elections.

However, a war could be started by dark blue Vegans, in connection with their mysterious and strong allies of Alpha Centauri  against the Earthling bases of Mars. Those ETs dislike the way the "Industrial Interplanetary Conglomerate" is exploiting Uranium and Cobalt, by mistreating manpower on the Red Planet since 1975 (Alternative 3 implementation).
On June 2015, the "British Interplanetary Society" showed too a great concern to the UN about this topic. It wants to protect the rights of workers on Mars.

So, there  might be some mess with the US "Solar Warden" Fleet : it could happen to be inoperative or opposed to its very mission. Don't forget most pilots are precisely Vegans, who have got their own values !
And, it's obvious the question of Mars is a serious issue for other ETs defending too human rights on Earth - like Pleiadians in particular who dislike unfair people : whichever the planet involved, Earth or Mars, they wouldn't just stay watching on both planets ! They will certainly have their powerful say !

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