by Jean-Jacques COURTEY, Doctor in Economic Geography, Ph. D
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Today, in this new article of "Just science-fiction", we are going to narrate the hot revendications of Zetas (J. Rods A and B) towards Rigelians, Alpha Dracos...and Americans !
The Red Strawberry Flag is the one of little Greys, id est a flag with a very red strawberry. And any similarity with existing events would be just coincidental ! Of course, as usually you have to take our narration as Just science-fiction, nothing more !
So sit down comfortably and enjoy our very unusual story ! In those troubled and tiring times, it's not a bad thing to have fun while discovering alternative ways of life on Earth !
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Litlle Greys are fed up to work hard under the command of tall Greys (Rigelians), Americans, and their Alpha Draco masters. They are now brandishing their Red Flag (in fact a white Flag with a very big Red Strawberry in the middle). They are demanding compensations in term of less working time, holidays and well being. The Strawberry has been chosen to represent their claims because they do like Strawberries, especially in the form of Ice Creams. As a matter of fact, Jelly is the basis of their food. About retirement age, the question is more complicated than for human beings, as they can live easily over 250 or even 300 years old !
Their masters (Alpha Dracos) and controllers (Rigelians... and Americans) are overwhelmed by the events. J.rods A and B want to have fun in life. They demand a minimum of strawberry ice creams per day, and more festivals or parties with beautiful and sexy human singers, actresses or actors, accompanied with more Vodka Orange... and Cuban cigars ! If their claims are not fulfilled they refuse to go back to work, and they will interfere in world communications ! They even threaten to appear as they are in front of human beings in the streets of cities or in the countryside. Again, the building of new types of Flying Saucers and Spaceships will be delayed. Above that, if they block the basis of Diego Garcia island in the Indian Ocean, any transferance to or from Eve basis on Mars will be problematic !
Hot negociations are ongoing, and it seems they are now ready to accept too raspberry ice creams, Daïquiri cocktails, and Dominican or Honduran cigars as complementary alternatives. Another point, not so secondary, is the fact they don't like women performers without makeup, not waxed, and with grey colored hair or grey wigs. This new fashion is not at all their cup of tea : this vision makes them very touchy and nervous. It vexes them and gives them bad mood ! Then, they may easily throw tomatoes at them if they are angry : they want to be a respected public. In fact, little Greys appear to be rather conservative in their tastes. What's the point of the Angel Azazel giving makeup to human females, a very long time ago, in that case !
Wherever you see a Red Strawberry Flag, you can guess there is protest from the Small Greys ! Delays in the delivery of new Spaceships replacing the now old TR- 3B of the US Solar Warden fleet have got this very original and unexpected root, for example. However, Little Greys are ready to resume work under the "Tau-IX Treaty" of 1958, if their revendications are fulfilled ! And this is true on Roswell basis (noticed for its sudden and improvised parties) as well as on other common basis - usually underground or even intraterrestrial !
"Kissey cheeks" ( the Earthly nickname of J. rods A and B who like to kiss or to be kissed) are demanding and sometimes capricious. Contrarily to what is written by wrong observers, they are not at all robots : they have their own sensitivity, and can be quite demonstrative with their affection ! Of course, they are using themselves the nano technologies they have brought to Earthlings, but they are not more machines than human beings using those technologies. And about their legendary obedience, it is just an urban legend neglecting more prosaic realities : they do like parties, and are clearly joyous revellers !
And the Small Grey females are not left out concerning the male human specimens, when they dance : they clearly prefer handsome and humorous men, exhaling a good smell of musk for instance ! As Zeta females are often Project Managers in total equality with their male counterparts, it is better to take them all on account ! Coming back to perfumes, it must be added that males Zeta have difficulty to bear heady fragrances, which give them a strong headache ! The common mark of female and male J.rods is they do like the "Red-Red" lipstick of a very famous French brand (either to use it or to make it used by pretty human women) !
